Monday, October 1, 2007

What if Worship were like Pro Sports?

Hat tip to An Inch At A Time.


1 comment:

Troglodyteus said...

Some thoughts:

1) The players should have larger numbers so that those in the cheap seats can follow the action.

2) The media chief was chosen on the basis of experience. It is not nice to be critical just because she is in the sixth grade.

3) Loud and/or tone deaf singers should be offered the choice of transfer to another state and/or sterilization.

4) Members of the clergy should be encouraged to use mind enhancing drugs.

5) Surveillance cameras should be used on all points of egress during the service. Sanctuary screens would show the faces of those leaving early.